"To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art." La Rochefoucauld
Monday, August 25, 2008
Happy post!
Wheee.. my hotel is confirmed in Bangkok liaox.. Asia Hotel, here I come..
My air tickets is still not out yet, so they will take about a week more before the tickets are processed.. so gonna wait for the call from my tour agent lah! =)
Anyway, this post is a happy one!! So I'm going to post some YouTube! videos (from my favourite musical, Dim Sum Dollies) and also some "Ah Beng & Lian" jokes from last week's 8 Days magazine.. so here goes..
The videos (Dim Sum Dollies Musical)
Singapore Girl
Parking Pontianak (My Favourite!!)
Giggling Schoolgirls
Foodcourt Aunties
Dim Sum Dollies meet Sir Stanford Raffles (a teaser!)
Ah Beng & Lian Jokes
1. Ah Lian drives Beng new car
Ah Beng bought a new car recently and showed it off to Ah Lian. So there Ah Beng was, bragging about his new ride to his girlfriend.
"This is ah, so fast eben the police cannot catch ah!"
"Ha! Really ah! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor, this is automatic one, very easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and floored the accelerator.
In an instant, the car sped backwards and crashed into a lamp-post.
"Alamak! What are you doing? You see lah!" screamed Ah Beng.
'Sorry, sorry, paiseh lah! I thought, 'R' for racing mah!"
2. Ah Beng goes to pub
A group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buay Roti' (Hokkien for 'Ah Cheng buys bread'). The DJ told them that they only had English songs. The Ah Bengs got very angry and kicked up a big fuss, accusing the DJ of 'seeing them no up'. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after a long talk with the Ah Bengs, the manager found out that they had actually asked for the Righteous Brothers' 'Unchained Melody'.
3. Ah Lian in lift
One dat, two Ah Lians got into a lift on the 18th storey to get to the ground floor. As they looked at the panel, they could see the number 18 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. Not being English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what the letter G meant. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit the G button. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was very impressed and she asked her friend, 'Wah, how you know one?' The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah, G for Gero mah."
Well.. I certainly had a great nite laughing at this blogpost.. I hope you did too, and enjoy the rest of your nite ya! =)
Laughter is the best medicine,
<<< abriel >>>
My air tickets is still not out yet, so they will take about a week more before the tickets are processed.. so gonna wait for the call from my tour agent lah! =)
Anyway, this post is a happy one!! So I'm going to post some YouTube! videos (from my favourite musical, Dim Sum Dollies) and also some "Ah Beng & Lian" jokes from last week's 8 Days magazine.. so here goes..
The videos (Dim Sum Dollies Musical)
Singapore Girl
Parking Pontianak (My Favourite!!)
Giggling Schoolgirls
Foodcourt Aunties
Dim Sum Dollies meet Sir Stanford Raffles (a teaser!)
Ah Beng & Lian Jokes
1. Ah Lian drives Beng new car
Ah Beng bought a new car recently and showed it off to Ah Lian. So there Ah Beng was, bragging about his new ride to his girlfriend.
"This is ah, so fast eben the police cannot catch ah!"
"Ha! Really ah! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor, this is automatic one, very easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and floored the accelerator.
In an instant, the car sped backwards and crashed into a lamp-post.
"Alamak! What are you doing? You see lah!" screamed Ah Beng.
'Sorry, sorry, paiseh lah! I thought, 'R' for racing mah!"
2. Ah Beng goes to pub
A group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buay Roti' (Hokkien for 'Ah Cheng buys bread'). The DJ told them that they only had English songs. The Ah Bengs got very angry and kicked up a big fuss, accusing the DJ of 'seeing them no up'. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after a long talk with the Ah Bengs, the manager found out that they had actually asked for the Righteous Brothers' 'Unchained Melody'.
3. Ah Lian in lift
One dat, two Ah Lians got into a lift on the 18th storey to get to the ground floor. As they looked at the panel, they could see the number 18 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. Not being English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what the letter G meant. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit the G button. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was very impressed and she asked her friend, 'Wah, how you know one?' The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah, G for Gero mah."
Well.. I certainly had a great nite laughing at this blogpost.. I hope you did too, and enjoy the rest of your nite ya! =)
Laughter is the best medicine,
<<< abriel >>>
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